Ajay, Balu and Chinna sami represent A, B and C centre respectively.
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It's a nice sunny day!!! Evening time!!! Balu is smoking cigarette in a tea shop(Cigarette Smoking is injurious to health). Chinna sami enters the shop to buy a shampoo sachet. He came to know that he can get it as free for a dialy magazine. After some calculations he bought that magazine itself. Ajay enters Meenakshi Sundaram Medical Shop which is next to that tea shop.
After seeing shop's name board once again,
Ajay: Hey, how many non-expired Anacin tablets do you have?
(Even b4 the shop Keeper responds)
Balu: Why boss!!! What happened? Watched "Atom sizum fear illai" program or what?
Ajay: No dude. Got to watch a mass movie. It was my friend's treat. Couldn’t deject him!!
Balu: Oh got it!! You watched "Sura"!! How is it?
Ajay: Amazingly Crap!!!
Chinna sami: Hey!! F*** you!!! O**a B***u!!! How dare can you talk about our "Thalaivar"'s movie? It’s Wonderful!!
Ajay: Promise me dude. You really liked it?
Chinna sami: Yeah!! Watched 4 times!! That too on 1st day!!!
Ajay: Mark my words!! You will be nominated for bravery award this year!!
Chinna sami: Youuuuuuuuuuuuu...
(After some fight)
Balu: Cool!!!! Hey Ajay!! I agree that the movie is not awesome and at the same time, it’s not as bad as you said!!
Ajay: I swear ppl. Tell me any good thing about the movie.
Chinna sami: So many!!! Vijay's Dance, fight, comedy, acting etc.,
Ajay: Go ahead man!!! plz elaborate that 'etc'.
Chinna sami: Music, Vadivelu, Thamanna!!!
Ajay: Songs are hit just bcoz of Sun TV. If Kalanithi Maran is a christian, he would have built a church by himself only for his confession sessions. Even then it’ll go over-time:).
Balu: Even Vadivelu's performance is not so good!!! Thamanna has got nothing to do. Even her loose pants are adjusted by Vijay only!!!
Ajay: Yeah that crap song!! what a
Chinna sami: innovative choreagraphy!!
(Both Ajay and Balu stares at each other!!)
Chinna sami: Ok leave them!! what about Thalaivar's performance.
Balu: Yeah. Vijay's performance is as good as it used to be.
Ajay: Yeah I too agree. But not only Vijay's performance, music, fight, story, screen play, costume etc are repetitive!!
Chinna Sami: Hey this is too much!! Kill you!!
Ajay: Serious pal!! I can prove!! I will tell you a story, you should tell the movie name. I bet!! You cannot!!
Chinna sami: Go ahead!! I will crack it!! I have watched all 50 movies of him at least 4 times each!!
Ajay: Then I will win for sure!! Tell me the movie name in which he comes as a normal person doing usual things but actually he is someone big. His motive is bigger…..!!!
Chinna Sami: Yeah I got it!! its Villu, No no Pokkiri, no Madhura no .....................
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Balu: Hey I am also not able to recollect it. Wat’s it?
Ajay: Hmmm.. Difficult question indeed. Phone up your friend. Even Vijay can't answer this question. Bye-d-bye, Chinna sami, instead of spending so much money in watching those 50 movies 4 times each, you could have got one movie DVD and watched 200 times. Not a big difference indeed.
Chinna Sami: Dei.... ***** ****
Balu: Cool Chinna cool!! Let’s talk only about Sura here!
Chinna Sami: Story is too good!! New!!! So many twists!! Good comedy, chasing sequences and fights.
Balu: Is it!! But I somehow felt 1st half is good but not the other one. How do you see Ajay?
Ajay: Sorry Dude!! I dint see the second half!! I got exhausted so came out in the interval!!! Have to give bumps to my friend for giving such a bad treat!!
Chinna Sami: Oh!! Machi!! You missed so many action and interesting sequences!!
Ajay: Dude, "E S C A P E D" should be pronounced as escaped and not as missed!! ok!!
Chinna Sami: Hey you are too much man!! Mind your tongue!!
Balu: Stop it ppl. For me, the movie is ok. But few of my friends liked it very much!!
Chinna Sami: For me it’s an excellent movie, highly entertaining, it worths the money I gave!!
Ajay: Sorry ppl!! I don’t like this movie. Vijay is such a great actor being excellent in dance, fight, comedy etc but still wasting them by choosing crap mass movies like this!!
Balu: Yeah Dude, I except him to give good movies like Kadhalukku Mariyadhai, Friends, Priyamanavalae, Gilli
Chinna Sami: Sivakasi, Thirupacchi, Villu, Bagahavadhi, Aadhi,
(Both Ajay and Balu stare at each other and ask shopkeeper)
Ajay: ANACIN PLEASE!!!
Balu: ANACIN PLEASE!!!
